Bang Bang BOOM!!!, a Deidera lemon

Name- Rikuyo
Age- 19
Looks- chin length jet black hair with fiery red bangs the cover her eyes most of the time, large busted and curvy figure
Wears- long sleeved fishnet shirt that hangs off of shoulders, black leggings, Akatsuki robe.
Position- S ranked Kunoichi
History- was raised by Orochimaru in his lab, didn't get out much and was trained extensivly to be a total killing machine. She got restless and killed one of his best henchmen for sport and was locked away. escaped and was recruited into the Akatsuki.
Family- no memory
Personality- slightly insane, tries her best not to let it show, sometimes doesn't know when to stop when she is fighting, has some anger issues.
specialies and abilities- has twin daggers strapped to her belt and uses fire type jutsus when ever possible.






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you yawned as you sat in Leader-sama office waiting for Deidera and Tobi to come. you weren't exactly partnered with anyone, just someone Pein sent with other groups or on solo missions. finally the door opened to reveal Tobi-kun And Deidera-kun. Deidera as always seemed bored while Tobi looked like he was going to explode with excitment. Leader-sama looked up from his papers and tossed you a scroll.

"i want you three to go to the village hidden in the rock and retrieve the item described in that scroll. now go." you nodded and snagged Tobi and Deidera on your way out, pulling them along until you were outside.

"yay new mission! let's go!" Tobi said excitedly and took off down the route that lead to the road village. both you and Deidera sighed before running to catch up. on the outside you took on a persona much like Dei-kun's but secretly you were just as excited as Tobi, not because of the mission but for the chance to fight. it took four days to get to the village. you paused in the tree you had landed in and pulled out the scroll.

"a chest? Leader-sama sent all three of us just to get a wooden box?" Deidera muttered. you looked down at the building that held the little treasure and smiled, there were so many strong looking ninja.

"Rikuyo-chan, snap out of it." Tobi prodded your arm, breaking you from the vision of you taking them all down. you stood.

"Right, let's get that box."

"what? we aren't even going to make a plan?" you looked at Deidera with an odd gleam in your eyes.

"all plans inevitably fail, why not skip ahead?" you made several handsigns as you broke away from your shelter and into view of all the guards. they looked up just you see you issue a huge ball of flame and then follow it up by hundreds of smaller ones. they all scattered, some getting clipped by the smaller fireballs while one was unfortunate enough to get caught in the blaze of your first attack. you drew your daggers just as one tried to sneak up on you. slicing through several vital spots, you dispatched him easily and moved on to the next group. you grinned psychotically.


"Thousand Armed Fire Dragon Jutsu!" you watched invigorated by the sounds of anguised screams as many fell prey to your own creation. the fiery beast circled around one last time, taking some buildings with it. you looked at Deidera and Tobi.


"Well? go get the box already, i got these losers." Deidera swallowed thickly, giving you a half fearful, half worried glance before grabbing Tobi and headin for the building. man after man came at you, their strengths differing, but it didn't matter, they all fell one by one. you sliced the throat of the last ninja and simply held him by the fist full of hair, looking around for more challengers. a kunai embed itself deep into your arm, but you felt no pain, only excitment, this the first person to hit you. five ANBU jumped down into the ring of destruction you had caused, all had weapons drawn. the excitment faded a little, to you only people like Orochimaru and Pein could give you any fun. you sighed dropping the dead man and pulling out the kunai like it was nothing more than a thorn. you licked the blood from the blade as they watched, some stepping back slightly. without warning you threw the kunai, smiling as it hit home in the cheast of one wearing a fox like mask. the rest were easy enough, you earned a scratch or two in the small scuffle, but were otherwise unharmed. Deidera flung a handful of little sculptures as Tobi jumped out next to him, blasting what ever pursuers he had to the next life. you took the box as he handed it to you.


"Let's go!" he yelled as he ran off with Tobi. you could see at least three surviving men staggering out of the building Deidera and tobi had just left. you moved to kill them, but the next call from Deidera was enough to get you to break away and follow. you caught up easily, wincing slightly as the pain in your arm finally hit you. Tobi waved, but Deidera was watching you with an odd look. for the next four days, you were constantly catching Deidera staring at you with that same odd look as before. you sighed and kept moving, trying ignore him. when you had finally got back to the set HQ, Leader was waiting for you with Konan-chan. you handed him the box and said hello to Konan before disappearing to you room. you sighed and pulled out your patch kit as you looked at your tattered robe.


"i guess they landed more hits than they thought." you shut your door and turned your back to it as you sat on your bedin nothing but the fishnet and leggings that you wore underneath the cloak. soon you were absorbed into flawlessly patching up your favorite cloak, so much in fact that you failed to hear the door open and close behind you, or the lock click shut. you sighed happily and stretched as you finally finished the last of the patch work. it was as if you had never been in a fight. you set it aside.


"what should i do next?" you asked aloud to no one. a pair of warm arms wrapped around you from behind.


"I could think of a few things....." you jumped as Deidera's hot breath caressed your neck. he nuzzled you gently. you stiffened, you hadn't even heard him come in much less hear come up behind or get on the bed with you. he pulled you up into his lap, closer to his warm body. instead of fear or anger, you feel oddly comfortable and relaxed. he kissed your neck before moving so that he could lean against the wall. you shifted into a more comfortable position between his legs, but this resulted in something that caused you pause in question. you moved a little more, trying figure out what is was exactly that was pressing into the small of your back. Deidera moaned, barely audible, but you still caught it. you grinned and turned around, straddling his waist while both hands were planted on either side of his head.

"What's wrong Dei-kun? like it when i do this?" you grinded your hips into his, teasing him. he groaned louder and grabbed your hips, stilling you.

"Please Rikuyo, anymore of that and this will be more than a nice sit down." he said hoarsly. you smiled.

"But Dei-kun, you really seem to like it." you opened his cloak to reveal the clothes he wore underneath and the large tent in his pants. you giggled and stroked it lightly. he moaned a little louder, but that wasn't good enough for you. you leaned in, kissing him passionately as you hands continued to do such naughty things. he growled and pushed off the wall, pinning you to the bed and ripped off your fishnet and bra in one go. you laughed in a taunting manner, your slight insanity shining through.

"what, don't like being manipulated?" he didn't respond but instead attacked your neck, nipping and licking, searching for something...... you moaned as he bit down on a spot ust above your collar bone. he smirked and began to work that spot until he left a hicky. he returned to his lips as his hands went to your mounds. you moaned into the kiss as the mouths on Deidara's hands started to suck and bit gently. he took that chance to snake his tongue inside. you didn't even put up a fight as he caressed your tongue with his. you moaned slightly louder, all the while you were growning wetter by the second. one of his hands left your breast and traveled south, nipping and licking as it went. you nearly lost it when his fingers teased your opening through your panties, feeling your wetness he smirked and broke the kiss.

"it seems you are the one truely enjoying this." you stiffened slightly as you heard approaching footfall. you placed a finger on Deidar's lips to silence him. then suddenly a loud pounding sounded from your door followed by the harsh course words of Hidan.

"Rikuyo, open the is fucking door! Leader want to see you." you looked at Deidara and smiled, pulling out the small clay dog he had given you for saving him on a mission many months ago.

"Bang...." you whispered softly.

"Rikuyo, i'll break this fucking door down if you don't get your fucking ass out here right now!" Deidara returned your smile.

"Bang......." just as Hidan finished breaking down the door you threw it and Deidara executed a few hand signs.

"BOOM!" you yelled happily as the explosion went off and Deidara moved you to a place you hadn't seen before. he smiled, still hovering over you.

"where were we?" you returned the smile and switched positions, removing his pants in the process. you stared slightly at the sight of his emmense member before kissing the tip of it. without hesistating you took as much as you could in your mouth. he groaned from the pleasure, his facing twisting as you began to suck lightly. his hips bucked as he grew near to his breaking point. you bobed your head slightly, sucking harder. he moaned nearly at a yelling level as he cummed. you took it all in, returning to his lips so that he could taste himself. he reversed places, tearing away your undies and thrusting hard. it hurt, yes, but all you could do was moan as he began to move. a burning pleasure began to build in the pit of your stomach, throbbing lightly as Deidara slammed into you.

"Dei-kun... aahh, faster....*moan*" he obeyed. he spread you legs farther, trying to slide in as deep in as possible. he thrust harder, the arousing sound of skin on skin sounding through your moans of ecstasy.

"hhnnnn, i-i think....*moan*... i can't hold on.... DEIDARA!!" you screamed his name as the fire burst into a raging inferno, spreading like wild fire through your body. his cries echoed your own as he came a second time, flooding you with his lust deep inside. he rode out the orgasim, your screams dyiing down to moans and then panting as he drew away, collasping next to you. you smiled and snuggled close to his cheast.

"i wonder what Leader wanted?" he didn't answer, but pulled you closer and drew the covers over you.

"let's find that out later." he whispered before you fell asleep.




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